Today's Headlines

Bloomberg: 

• Trump’s ‘Easy’ Trade War Hits Snags as China Plays the Long Game.

• China Commits to Trade Talks Amid ‘Groundless’ Huawei Suspicions.   

• ECB’s Weidmann Sees No New Stimulus Need Amid Price Pressure.

• Markets Show They're Finally Waking Up to Global Wall of Worry.

• Fiat Chrysler in Advanced Talks to Forge Ties With Renault.

• Florida Is the Big Winner as the Wealthy Move Out of Northern States.  

• U.S. Military to Trawl Through 350 Billion Social Media Messages.

Wall Street Journal:

• Wall Street Isn’t Buying What Silicon Valley Is Selling.

• Huawei’s Yearslong Rise Is Littered With Accusations of Theft and Dubious Ethics.

• Haggling Begins Over Who Will Succeed ECB’s Mario Draghi.

• Trump’s Border-Wall Plans Blocked by Federal Judge.

• Trump Preparing Executive Order on Health-Cost Disclosure.

MarketWatch.com:

• Memorial Day 2019: Everything investors need to know about trading hours, market closures.

• People spent $1.9 billion last year on apps to keep their brains sharp as they age.

Fox News:

• Trump 'smiled' when North Korea called Biden 'low IQ,' suggests critical editorial was a 'signal'.

• Trump slams ‘activist Obama appointed judge’ over border wall ruling.

CNBC:

• The stock market would be much lower if it weren’t for companies buying back their own shares.

• Trump takes dig at Japan for ‘substantial’ trade advantage and calls for more investment in US.

• Microsoft(MSFT), once considered a boring software maker, has outperformed tech unicorns since 2015.

Zero Hedge:

• Trump Targets UK, Australia And Ukraine Over 'Greatest Hoax In The History Of Our Country'.

• Latest Gillette Ad Features Dad Teaching Transgender Son To Shave For The First Time.

• Global Elites Started The Russia Nonsense.

• Delivery By Skynet: Ford Testing Headless Robots In Driverless Cars For Home Delivery.

• Facebook Bans CrossFit Group For Advocating Low-Carb, High-Fat Diets.

• How Times Change: 2014 Mainstream Media Demands Obama Fire Brennan, Fix Intel Agencies.

• Huawei "Spent All Their Resources Stealing", Stunning New Exposé Shows.

• After Reading This, You'll Probably Never Want To Eat Genetically-Modified Food Again.

• CNN Lays Off Staffers After Massive Ratings Drop.

• Negative Interest Rates Spread To Mortgage Bonds.

• Nigel Farage Takes Down Another Tory Government, Bye Bye Theresa May.

• Oxford University Dumbs-Down Admissions Process For 'Disadvantaged' Applicants.

• EU Establishment Set For Popular Rebuke In Elections.

• Academic Elitists Have Invented A New Way To Rig Voting In The Future.

• San Francisco: An Expensive, Shit-Coverd Cesspool Marked By Crime And Depression.

• Stocks Suffer Worst Streak In 8 Years As Trade Tempest Sparks Rates Rout.