Today's Headlines

Bloomberg:         

• China's Stock Investors Are Still Hooked on Economic Stimulus.    

• Crisis at China's JPMorgan Wannabe Deepens on Bond Defaults.

• Inverted Yield Curve Is Waning as a Recession Gauge, BofA Says.

• For Job Security at the Factory, Learn How to Repair a Robot .

• Restaurants Are Using an App to Staff Their Kitchens .

• U.S. Housing Starts Fall in March to Weakest Pace Since 2017.

Wall Street Journal:  

• Trump Lashes Out Over Mueller Report; Democrats Take Aim.

• Gambling Will Take Over TV Sports.

• States Pursue Their Own Broker-Conduct Regulations.

• North Korea Seeks to Nudge, Not Pique, the U.S.

• Business Tech IPOs Outshine Their Consumer Counterparts.

• BP, Partners to Invest $6 Billion in Offshore Azerbaijan Project.

• Venmo’s Latest Effort to Turn a Profit: Credit Cards.

Fox News:

• Warren wants to begin impeachment proceedings against Trump.

CNBC:

• Lawmakers call for Zuckerberg to be held accountable for Facebook’s privacy fumbles.

• Earnings and data could be proof that slowdown fears were overblown.

• New college graduates enjoy the best job market in years with more offers and better salaries.

Zero Hedge:  

• CNN Op-Ed Admits "Mueller's Report Looks Bad For Obama".

• Are "Conspiracy Theories" Tearing Society Apart Or Saving Us From Destruction?

• DE Shaw Is Reverting To A "3 And 30" Fee Model After Spectacular Results.

• Tesla Board Bombshell: Four Directors To Quit By Next Year's Annual General Meeting.

• Average US Credit Score Hits An All Time High.

• Top Mueller Report Takeaways So Far.

• Samsung's $2,000 Foldable 'iPhone Killer' Keeps Breaking After 1 Day Of Use.

• Dallas County Crooks Rejoice; Democrat DA Won't Prosecute Thefts Under $750.

• Nearly Half Of Millennials Wouldn't Invest In Stocks Even If They Had The Money.

• The Elites Laugh As Americans Revel In Their Enslavement While Fearing Each Other.

• Info Overload? All Of The Data Created In 2018 Is Equal To...

• French Conservatives Furious Over Plans To Rebuild Notre Dame With Modern Materials.

• "Total Bullshit": Trump Slams "Fabricated" Testimony In Mueller Report.

• China's "JPMorgan" Hit By Sudden Debt Crisis As Cross-Default Chain Reaction Triggered.

• BuzzFeed Corrects Trump-Cohen Conspiracy Article After Mueller Report Rips To Shreds.

• Trump Pumps, Dow Jumps, Small Caps Slump, Healthcare Dumps.

The Telegraph:

• The climate protesters seeking a return to a pre-industrial age would doom us to lives of misery.